Twenty-something. UK. Capricorn.
Blonde, ridiculous, left-handed vegetarian.
A pragmatist and hopeless romantic.
I live in my head.
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
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- Mr Pants: You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?
- Blackadder: No, not really. This is a different thing; it's spontaneous and it's called wit.
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